Aku suka ni wayang, pure sabahan habis!!

Video klip Madu Tiga (P. Ramlee) dipersembahkan oleh Muhammad Dhani daripada Dewa19.

Lirik Lagu P. Ramlee – Madu Tiga

Senangnya dalam hati Kalau beristeri dua Terasa dunia ini Ana yang punya

Kepada isteri tua Ana sayang padanya Kepada isteri muda I say i love you

Isteri tua merajuk Balik kerumah isteri muda Kalau dua-dua merajuk Ana kahwin tiga

Mesti pandai pembohong Mesti pandai temberang Tetapi jangan sampai Hai pecah tembelang

P/S: Hampir [...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

Video klip Madu Tiga (P. Ramlee) dipersembahkan oleh Muhammad Dhani daripada Dewa19.

Lirik Lagu P. Ramlee – Madu Tiga

Senangnya dalam hati
Kalau beristeri dua
Terasa dunia ini
Ana yang punya

Mesti pandai pembohong
Mesti pandai temberang
Tetapi jangan sampai
Hai pecah tembelang

P/S: Hampir kebanyakan lelaki memang berangan-angan nak kawin lebih daripada satu. Betulkah?

It’ll have you saying WOOHOO everytime! Hehehehehe

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,”Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil jer?” “Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais…sejuk!!” Jawab Hantu [...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,”Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil jer?” “Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais…sejuk!!” Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi. “Ooo..kesian… aku dulu mati sebab heart attack.” Kata Hantu A ramah. “Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang.” Balas Hantu B.
“Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya…” jawab Hantu A sayu. “Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih..” “Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang.”"So, ko dapat x tangkap diorang?” tanya Hantu B penuh minat. “Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak…” kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan. Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

“Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi……..”

Di sebuah Rumah Setinggan tinggallah sebuah keluarga dengan

seorang anak lelaki, si Apit.

Pada suatu malam si Papa nak menunaikan

tanggungjawap kepada siMama.

“Sayang, abang nak lagi, Yang”. Pelawa siPapa

disertai nafas ghairah.

“Ya bang… tengok dulu si Apit, dah tidur ke  belum?”

Jawab siMama penuh kerinduan.

Mendapat lampu hijau, si [...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

Di sebuah Rumah Setinggan tinggallah sebuah keluarga dengan

seorang anak lelaki, si Apit.

Pada suatu malam si Papa nak menunaikan

tanggungjawap kepada siMama.

“Sayang, abang nak lagi, Yang”. Pelawa siPapa

disertai nafas ghairah.

“Ya bang… tengok dulu si Apit, dah tidur ke  belum?”

Jawab siMama penuh kerinduan.

Mendapat lampu hijau, si Papa terus teriak.

“Pit… dah tidur kau pit?.”

“belum Papa… tengah baca buku.”

“Sudah…esok saja, dah malam, tidur!!!!”

Perintah siPapa debfab tegas

Kira kira 10 minit kemudian, si Papa teriak lagi.

“Pit…. dah tidur kau Pit?

“Belum….”

Si Papa mengemaskan ikatan kain pelikat

lalu keluar memarahi dan memukul si Apit.

“Disuruh tidur….tidurlah! !!” sehingga kening  siApit benjol.

Esoknya di sekolah si Apit ditanya oleh  gurunya,

tentang benjol di keningnya. Berceritalah si Apit dari  awal

sampai dia dipukul papanya. Lalu gurunya pun mengajar Apit

“Malam nanti..kalau ditanya lagi,kamu diam saja….ya.”

“Ya….cikgu”. jawab si Apit.

Malam tu, dia terdengar Papanya bersembang  dengan

Mamanya.

“Sayang, apa kata kita ke syurga lagi.”

“Ya bang…..tengok dulu si Apit, dah tidur ke belum”

“Pit…..dah tidur kau Pit?.Si Apit teringat pesanan gurunya, maka dia

diam saja, daripada kena benjol lagi, dia pura-pura tidur.

“Apit….dah tidur kau Pit?” ulang Papanya.

Apit tetap diam. Kerana tidak ada jawapan, maka

Papanya terus mematikan lampu.. jadilah gelap gelita.

Si Apit ketakutan setengah mati, tapi daripada benjol, dia menahan

ketakutannya.

Terjadilah ‘pertarungan’ antara Papa dan Mama  yang

tidak diketahui oleh si Apit.

Tak lama kemudian Apit terdengar suara  Papanya..

“Yang…abang nak keluar ni”, termengah²

“Ya Bang .. kita keluar sama-sama”, dia dengar

suara Mamanya menjawab.

Dengan segera si Apit bangkit dan berteriak sekuat hati;

“Apit nak ikutt.. Apit nak ikuuttt”

Esoknya….Apit BENJOL lagi …….

sara

Pada suatu malam, 3 ekor pontianak sedang bertenggek di atas pokok sambil bergaduh tentang kehebatan masing-masing. Ketiga-tiga mengaku diri mereka hebat. Untuk menentukan siapa paling hebat mereka pun membuktikan kehebatan masing-masing.

> Pontianak A terbang dengan sepantas kilat. 15 saat kemudian balik semula > ke pokok tersebut. Kelihatan ada kesan-kesan darah di sekitar gigi > Pontianak A. > > Pontianak A : [...]]]> Salam Sejahtera.

Pada suatu malam, 3 ekor pontianak sedang bertenggek di atas pokok sambil bergaduh tentang kehebatan masing-masing. Ketiga-tiga mengaku diri mereka hebat. Untuk menentukan siapa paling hebat mereka pun membuktikan kehebatan masing-masing.

> Pontianak A terbang dengan sepantas kilat. 15 saat kemudian
balik semula
> ke pokok tersebut. Kelihatan ada kesan-kesan darah di sekitar
gigi
> Pontianak A.
>
> Pontianak A : Kau orang nampak rumah tu?
> Pontianak B : Nampak!
> Pontianak C : Nampak!
> Pontianak A : Satu rumah tu habis aku kerjakan.
>
>
> Pontianak B pula terbang lebih pantas dari Pontianak A. 10
saat kemudian
> balik semula ke pokok tersebut. Kelihatan ada darah bukan
setakat pada
> gigi, malah pada keseluruhan mulut pontianak tersebut.
>
> Pontianak B : Kau orang nampak kampung tu?
> Pontianak A : Nampak!
> Pontianak C : Nampak!
> Pontianak B : Habis satu kampung tu aku kerjakan.
>
>
> Sejurus lepas itu Pontianak C pula terbang lebih pantas dari
Pontianak A
> dan B. Dalam masa 5 saat je dia kembali ke pokok tersebut.
Kelihatan darah
> mengalir-ngalir bukan sahaja pada mulut, malah pada
keseluruhan muka
> pontianak tersebut.
>
> Pontianak C : Kau orang nampak tembok kat hujung sana tu?
> Pontianak A : Nampak!
> Pontianak B : Nampak!
> Pontianak C : Err… tadi aku tak nampak…
>
> Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!  

            sure tersenyum tu…..

          salam dr sara…..

Memorable quotes for Full Throttle (1995)

Maureen: Nice forks. Where’d you get them? Ben: Right next to the knives and spoons. Bartender: The customer with a knife is always right. Ben: What if they search the back and find my bike? Emmet: It’s buried under a pile of concentrated fertilizer powder. No one’s gonna dig through that crap. [Ripburger shot [...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

Memorable quotes for Full Throttle (1995)

Maureen: Nice forks. Where’d you get them?
Ben: Right next to the knives and spoons.
Bartender: The customer with a knife is always right.
Ben: What if they search the back and find my bike?
Emmet: It’s buried under a pile of concentrated fertilizer powder. No one’s gonna dig through that crap.
[Ripburger shot the controls to stop the plane without wings and the plane is going to crash into the gorge]
Ben: Ripburger, you’re gonna kill us all.
Adrian Ripburger [: Ben, don't ruin the ending.
[the player clicked to punch or kick the vultures]
Ben: Later, hopefully.
[the projector shows Malcolm Corley being murdered by Ripburger]
Adrian Ripburger: Now, this next slide demonstrates our new, more agressive corporate strategy.
[first lines]
Ben: [narrating] Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That’s the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. She said she’d fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I shoulda’ve known then that things were never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: Asphalt, and trouble.
[Ben just ended up killing everybody by crashing into the gorge]
Ben: Damn, let me try that again.
Ben: When I’m on the road, I’m indestructible. No one can stop me,(sees an enemy biker in view)… but they try.
[referring to The Vulture's beat-up airplane]
Ben: I thought you said this thing couldn’t move!
Suzy: I said it couldn’t fly, I never said it couldn’t taxi!
Ben: I may lie, and I may steal, and I may rough some people up from time to time. But it’s all for a good cause: Self Preservation.
Ben: That’s what having a regular job will do to you.
Ben: Not with my box of bunnies.
Adrian Ripburger: Nestor, what’s that moving over there by that pile?
Nestor: I don’t know, but I think that pile is Bolus.
Adrian Ripburger: Oh yes, now I remember. You’re the smart one, aren’t you?
Ben: Why’d your dad keep you a secret for so long?
Maureen Corley: He didn’t want people to find out about my mom.
Ben: What was wrong with Mrs. Corley?
Maureen Corley: She wasn’t my mom.
Ben: Ah.
Miranda: [photographing Ben after his motorcycle crash] Man, this is gruesome! My editor better print these in color.
Malcolm Corley: What do you know, Ripburger? You’ve never even been on a bike!
Adrian Ripburger: Oh, you know I’d be on one right now, sir, if not for this… destabilizing inner-ear condition.
Malcolm Corley: Ah, your ears are fine. It’s what’s between ‘em that scares me.
Ben: You know what might look better on your nose?
Quohog: What?
Ben: [grabs Quohog's nose ring and slams him down on to the bar] THE BAR.
Policeman: If you’re still alive, boy, you’re under arrest.
Ben: [referring to sculptures made from junk] I don’t collect art. And I also don’t collect whatever that is.
Ben: Let me go, or else…
Maureen: Or else what?
Ben: I’ll call you names!
Maureen: Ooh! Like what?
Ben: Diapered Dynamo!
Horrace, Corley Motors Merchandise Salesman: [Ben is about to punch Horace out of annoyance] I got a button under my toe that’s wired directly into Corley’s alarm system! ‘Course I could be lyin’ but the question is: Do you feel lucky?
Ben: Lately, no.
Ben: I’m looking for a good souvenir
Horrace, Corley Motors Merchandise Salesman: Well, good souvenirs is what I got! So what can I fix ya up with?
Ben: [Referring to the mascot toy bunny] Something small, furry and yellow
Horrace, Corley Motors Merchandise Salesman: Sorry, this is the only set of teeth I got!
[laughs and belches]
Horrace, Corley Motors Merchandise Salesman: Dang, there goes another one!
Horrace, Corley Motors Merchandise Salesman: Buy your kids a bunny so they’ll shut up on the long drive home!
Maureen: [Ben climbs down the side of Ripburger's truck] Careful, Ben!
Adrian Ripburger: [Ripburger shoots at Ben and misses] I’m taking you and your friends with me, Ben!
Ben: All you’re taking is the wrong kind of medication!
[as Ripburger flees in a truck]
Ben: Run, Ripburger… when it’s time to follow we’ll just follow the shiny trail.
Ben: The weapons you pick up along the way help. At least they help you do less talking.

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Before you freak out, I would like to point out that these are just human heads shaped from bread. A baker at the bakery in Ratchaburi Thailand has created these to reflect the Buddhist philosophy of not believing in everything you see. They are also not for public consumption yet.

[...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

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Before you freak out, I would like to point out that these are just human heads shaped from bread. A baker at the bakery in Ratchaburi Thailand has created these to reflect the Buddhist philosophy of not believing in everything you see. They are also not for public consumption yet.

Stuff your face
Five-year-old Chaisiri Chaimongkol eats a human face made of bread that costs 100 Thai baht (US$2.40) at a bakery shop in Potharam District, Ratchaburi Province, about 100km west of Bangkok. A 28-year-old Thai art student, Kittiwat Unarom, the son of a baker, made the artistic bread to make people ponder whether they are consuming food, or whether food is consuming them. His human-body-parts bread will be featured at an exhibition at the Institute of Art in Bangkok at the end of the year to help secure him a Master of Arts degree.

From Right:

Whoooo, Aaauuuww, Aaarrrggh & Aaaaaarrkk. But the best performance comes from Aaauuuww.

A Hacks commercial. Imagined how hot it is down there without any safety precautions. Protect your eggs boys!

Aku dapat video tu dari sini dan sini2

Did you watched the video, because if you already done that, just thought you might be angry if a the woman who’d made a mistake plus and she’s not beautiful, you would probably screamed or yelling at her, but because she’s beautiful, you would be acting stupid [...]]]> Salam sejahtera.

Aku dapat video tu dari sini dan sini2

Did you watched the video, because if you already done that, just thought you might be angry if a the woman who’d made a mistake plus and she’s not beautiful, you would probably screamed or yelling at her, but because she’s beautiful, you would be acting stupid and just show your dumb smile at her and would easily take full responsibility, it’s her fault not you! A true guy/men wouldn’t done such a thing no matter she’s beautiful or else. It’s not fair for other woman who haven’t have the ‘advantages’ and some guys wouldn’t get angry just because she’s beautiful. Well as for ME, i looked what kind of situations i might get in trouble with.. and i don’t care if she’s beautiful or NOT because ‘beauty’ isn’t enough from the outside, but both from the outside and within! To ME.. all woman are wonderful as long as they have the ‘beauty’ from the inside! That’s a true woman!

A very best friend of mine from Belgium are going to BlogTalkRadio on 21 February live and here’s Tisha simple and nicely done announcement.

hmm… after watching this video do you think mothers these days are too busy doing house cleaning or perhaps maybe our mommy are too busy working at the office or running a business and don’t have a spare time with their children.